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August 30, 2005

Last week / Next Week

Heididdley-Ho Salteens, resident Dirty White Boy Brown here reminding you not to smoke in bed and also to check out last weeks playlist Featuring Vile Blue Shades some good SLC kids with very high moral values, Mr. Hatch would love'm but not hippy enough for Rocky.

Anywho, this week T-Bone gunna be on the show from the band Bronco so don't miss it ok? Great, remember 10 p.m. S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!

And now I'll spend 2 minutes writting a death cab for cutie song, watch its so easy to suck like they do:

i own a make believe miniature strip mall
its made of burnt match sticks
from the last hotel room you broke my heart in two

yer sneezes taste like coughdrops
yer sneezes taste like coughdrops
yer sneezes taste so good to me

light from the furnace burnt our matress
stuffed with discarded peanut shells
from the bar you picked up my best friend

you ate all the toilet paper
you ate all the toilet paper
this song needs more casio keyboards
this song needs more cryin emo keyboards
yer sneezes used to taste like mentos

See, there you have it in 2 minutes I wrote the next DCFC super hit of the fall, fuck death cab for cutie the softcock superheroes!

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August 26, 2005

Just 24 Hours to go

So tomorrow night on the show the special guest will be local artist Vile Blue Shades you can check'em out on myspace everyone's on myspace!

So I have a little advertisement coming out in Septembers Slug Magazine I totally dig it and would like to thank Mikey @ Mendybing for pumpin out such bad ass graphics in just a few minutes, check it

CBNASSTY!

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August 24, 2005

Invisible Rays Shot Down the Side Show

Well another great week in the ol' SLC and another great show AND another great band coming by and spinnin some great tunes, in a nutshell and in a huge run on sentamagraph things were just well GrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAT!!!!!!

I'd like to thank Invisible Rays for coming down and busting out with some banter before cruising back to Ogden (O-Town) to play their gig at Mojo's. They'll be back down here in SLC on September 15th for a show at the Lo-Fi Cafe All Ages Baby so check it out.

If you wanna see what I played this week get yer shiney ass over to KRCL

And don't forget you Rocky following mindless hippies, for every $1 you send in to KRCL I'll eat one less Chicken Fry.

Coming up this Saturday night at 10 pm = Vile Blue Shades! Another local favorite, so grab yerself a snackbox and... nevermind, just get high while the radio's on, just relax and sing a song, and let me play you some tunes.

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August 15, 2005

Disgusting Snackbox of Steven Seagals Big God

Whoa... Steven Seagals God is bigger then my God, maybe he's making fun of other peoples views, yeah right, I seriously doubt Steve has that kinda wits about him. So Tasha and Memory or is it Memorie damnit I forgot to ask, well they're in a bad ass local band called Andale which reminds me of what the Go-Go's could have been if it wasn't for the Candyland 80's that Ronnie provided us. Andale spun a few sweet sweet songs, don't believe me? Well then check My Playlist on KRCL dumb dumb infact the show was so damn sweet I'll be posting it up this week along with a few other Godfearing shows of the recent past.

Coming up this week on August 20th Invisible Rays will be in studio to spin a few tracks so be there or go get a vegan partially gelatinized soy based beverage with yer PETA fuck friends.

Thanks for tuning in, and fuck you PETA, too many reasons to list, fuck'em.

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August 14, 2005

Worst Fucking Tour Ever?

Yes, Yes it is. Here's a list of cities and what days not to be in them, fuck you Bright Eyes.

10-22 Santa Barbara, CA - Santa Barbara Bowl
10-24 Santa Cruz, CA - Santa Cruz Civic Center
10-26 Reno, NV - Reno Hilton
10-27 Davis, CA - Freeborn Hall
10-29 Mountain View, CA - Bridge School Benefit
10-30 Mountain View, CA - Bridge School Benefit
10-31 Arcata, CA - Humboldt State University
11-02 Eugene, OR - McDonald Theatre
11-03 Bellingham, WA - Mt. Baker Theatre
11-04 Seattle, WA - Moore Theatre
11-05 Missoula, MT - University Theatre
11-06 Salt Lake City, UT - Kingsbury Hall
11-07 Boulder, CO - Boulder Theatre
11-08 Boulder, CO - Boulder Theatre (E Town Live)
11-09 Fargo, ND - Playmakers Pavilion
11-10 Iowa City, IA - Memorial Union (University of Iowa)
11-11 Omaha, NE - Orpheum Theatre
11-12 St Louis, MO - The Pageant
11-13 Bloomington, IN - IU Auditorium
11-14 Nashville, TN - Ryman Auditorium
11-15 Louisville, KY - W.L. Lyons Brown Theatre
11-16 Athens, GA - Georgia Theatre
11-17 Asheville, NC - Thomas Wolf Auditorium
11-18 Washington, DC - Constitution Hall
11-19 Philadelphia, PA - Academy of Music
11-20 Portland, ME - Merrill Auditorium
11-21 Buffalo, NY - Center for Arts (University of Buffalo)
11-22 Northampton, MA - Chapin Auditorium
11-23 Concord, NH - Capital Center for the Arts
11-25 Jersey City, NJ - Loews Theatre
11-26 Jersey City, NJ - Loews Theatre


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August 8, 2005

Hot August Nights / Crushed Ice and Fog on My Brain

Well, I was a bit bummed out this week, the band I had scheduled to show fergot, so we'll have to reschedule hopefully I'll have a rockin band stop by this week and spin some tunes, guess I better make a phone call and double check.

This weeks show featured lots of songs I listened to while drivin (sitting in traffic) in Los Angeles. I did leave my Steady Diet of Nothing cd in my rental car, so I gots to replace that sucker this week plus I can't live without that sweet Fugazi. If you wanna check out this weeks playlist get yer ass browsin over to KRCL the best damn radio station in the Universe.

Del Gordita de El Segundo OUT!

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