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Whats so funny?

Why so smug?

Yeah, thats what I wanna know you smug bastard, what the hells so funny?

Are you chuckling cuz yer getting people to eat laxatives for breakfast?

Wipe that fucking smile off yer face and tell me the truth!

What?! The Peaches ain't peaches they're dried apples? The Strawberry's too?!?!!?

What the hell are the blueberries?

No, no fucking way dude, FIGS?!?!! I should kick yer ass!

Ok, either yer really just fucking with me or yer crazy but come on man the bananas are zucchini?

Well I was gunna switch over to the Cinnamon & Pecan flavor but it turns out thats actually nutmeg & hominy so screw you Pilgrim, I'm going back to Malt-o-Meal.

mmmmmmmm ham

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