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I've always thought Sundance Film Fest was pretty entertaining, kinda fun, but I haven't been for about 3 years. This Saturday me and Side Show Darling went to see the animated shorts. All in all pretty good, but some shorts were purposely done with really shitty animation, how fucking artistic, but overall great entertainment I gots no complaints.
I do have complaints about Sundance, and of course its the people, I'm a really nice person but when I go to Park City I get treated like shit. I don't know where everyone else is from or how they learned basic human manors but apparently the only way to walk down Main St. Park City, Utah is to push and shove or just walk straight into me if I don't get out of your way.
Every eatery in town had at least a 30 minute wait, which is no big deal, so SSD and I just walked around and ended up in a Sushi bar with no wait, the hostess said 2 people had just left the bar and her and I would be seated there as soon as she cleaned it up. Well 4 bitches with Long Island accents came in and asked us "Are ewe goiys waiting to be seeded?" I told them we were and we're getting seated next. Well they see 2 open chairs at the bar, the same 2 chairs that our asses were longing for and they grabbed a couple chairs from the waiting area and all four sat down in our spot! Then they turn to us and said "We are soooo hungree!" Yeah fuck you, I thought... you see I'm not like I was 10 years ago, 10 years ago I would have just puked on them or I would have started breaking shit. I used to be able to puke at will, but I figured SSD wouldn't be down with the scene I was about to make, plus my lawyer lives in Portland so I might as well not get into it. So we left.
Down Main St. again we went, but we're soooo hungree! fuck! I really wanted to start a riot, but my police record is so clean, damn it! Why do I let that clean record ride me like a sheepherder? Hey look there's Nick Nolte with crowds of people drooling over him, damn must be a slow day, but we're soooo hungree! damn it! I should go back in there and knock some coconuts together, no, no, no, I should puke, yeah thats right I should go in there and puke on 'em, yeah that's the ticket, and then I'll get to hang out with Robert Downey Jr. in the PC jail... but we're soooo hungree! fucking fuck! Ok thats it starting right now I'm not going to be a pussy pacifist! Right then as we went to cross an uncrowded street some dipshit with his movie reel cases in hand shoulder checked me and kept on walking... oh Sundance I will get my revenge on you "I won't watch yer stupid fucking movie even if you sucked my dick!!!!" Yeah that'll teach'em. Atleast Saturday turned around and became magical...
If you tuned in to Not a Side Show on Saturday night then you know what I mean. The show really kicked some ass and made me almost forget about how much I loathe people that have never listened to my show and think movie stars are Gods. In fact I was so pissed about Sundance I sold my tickets to American Hardcore, it wasn't even in Park City, I just didn't want to see anymore people pushing and shoving to get into the movie or dry humping the sidewalk that some movie star just walked on. It's Third south people. So back to the show...
The band is called The Rodeo Boys I'd heard one of their songs and I had no idea what to expect... I was hecka impressed. They're album comes out this Saturday the 28th, they'll be having the release party at The Urban Lounge its a private club for members, which for you Sundancers means you can't get in for free unless you know the secret handshake. The Rubes are the openers so get there early. Sorry I can't make it, I'll be doing my show once again, and the guest this week will be Books About UFOs don't miss it!
Mr. Redford tear down this film fest!
Cb
Which is worse making sweet, sweet love or killing people?
What yer telling everyone in the world is that you'd rather play movies with killing, torture, drugs, and "normal" sex then a love story?
Thats hecka fucked up.
So yer saying if you had to either kill someone or sleep with another man to save yer own life you'd take a life? WHOA DUDE!!!! Thats really, really fucked up!
So if it turned out that one of yer ex-Jazz players who's jersey was hanging from the D-Centers rafters turned out to be gay you'd take his jersey down and un-retire his number? What if one of yer kids was gay? Would he or she no longer be yer kid? Larry yer just as bad as a racist. There I said it.
So for years I've been a HUGE Jazz fan, then this year you got that baby handed Greg Ostertag back and before the season started I decided I was going to boycott the Jazz until you dumped that lamewad. Well now its gunna take more to get me to ever root for the Jazz again, you have to win a Championship or I'll never be a Jazz fan again.
Last nights show was better then any Jazz game you've ever seen (and i didn't think it was that great of a show but...) the Wolfs stopped on by and played some of their songs off their new self titled album and they also brought with them a bunch of great local music, don't believe me? Just check the playlist.
Make sure you check out some of The Wolfs stuff, listen, download, and enjoy their hecka sweet sound and hopefully sometime this spring/summer they'll have a new album for us to listen to.
Lastly I'd like to give a tip of the hat to Sara KJ for layin the smack down on that dumbass Larry H. Miller.
See you next week, go check out my little myspace dealio if you get bored, I need friends.
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Get ready tonight folks for another episode of Audio Enzyte(oh man that's hecka trademarked i'm gunna get in so much troubbble) Natural Radio Enhancement... DIRTY BIRDS!!!!! Yeah that's right the Dirty Birds will be in the studio tonight busting out with some tracks off their new album which comes out next week. Tune in or catch avian bird flu.
Why does everyone go so cookoo banana's over a stupid thing like Sundance? Well I better get tickets to the Punk Rockumentary or I'mma get mad.
Well I didn't really feel it last night, dunno why, the music was great the Dirty Birds were great, the guests were great the playlist was the puddin' proof, oh shit what am I saying the show kicked hecka ass! Thanks for tuning in to the show I hope you had fun.
cbnicey
