Circus Brown's Not A Sideshow

I'm starting to have a serious problem with my fantasies. You see, I'll be dreamin' away some sweet ass fantasy then I get to a point and realize I need something, like lets say a towel. So then I have to go back to the beginning of my fantasy, and somehow work in remembering to grab a towel, or say condoms, or holy shit, I'll need a drink after I do that. So anyways Abby, honey, its totally fucking with my head. If I have a really good day dream going then all the sudden I wonder, shit, how did I get to this elevated state? Ok, time for a dream-prequel. FUCK! Ok, so this is how I got to this Romanesque celebration, oh shit, I forgot to bring a towel. No shit they're making cheesecake bites at Sonic and they come with strawberry dipping sauce, damn I'm going to need a towel. Seriously I like the way this sentamagraph is shaping up, from here on out, fuck the punctuation and spelling. Really next thing we're going to need is a chocolate cake bite with a German chocolate coconuttylicious dipping sauce, yeah baby I'll feed these to ya yer the only one for me yeah you like that want some more dipping sauce FUCK now I need a towel. How the hell did we get in this Corvette anyways? Oh yeah thats right the lottery. But if I won the lottery and I bought the ticket in California then how the hell did I even hear about the numbers winning? If I called the lottery commissioner and told him I won then would I be the target of a hit man on my flight back to Cali? How come all these people are cheering for me when I get off the plane? So they bought tickets just to get through security and cheer a lotto winner? They want my money don't they, wait I got all this sweet sweet lotto money so why was I even feeding that skank in my new corvette? Oh yeah, I totally got her some plastic surgery, wait wouldn't she be in bandages still this soon after me winning? Bandages? Bandages? Oh yeah thats hot, now I need to go back and get me a towel. You'd think if I won the lotto I'd totally have a hot towel dispenser right? So what would her name be? Maybe someone I know? Not her she'd be the lamest towel dispenser. Just how many Harry Potter movies have I missed? You call that a wand? Damn I hate having a room right next to the elevator, wait Abby I own this hotel now so I'm knocking off the top floors and turning it into a bungalow, oh for fucks sake just cuz this place has a decent bar I'm not going to buy it and level it, well maybe I will cuz damnit honey these towels aint hot enough! Bad dispenser, BAD BAD BAD Towel Dispenser!

Thanks for listening Abby, I'll hang up and listen fer yer response,

Fantastically-Challenged on Bristol

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Turned 33 yesterday. I think I drank one of everything and would have drank more if we would have had some powdered sugar... damn... and no hangover!

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Hey whatcha doin tonight?

Wow, sounds great, but it also sounds like yer gunna need some music to go along with that bottle of blues. So tune into KRCL 90.9 FM or KRCL.org at 10:30 PM tonight and listen to the Punky Meadows show. I'll be the substitute host for the night, and also some Slippery Kittens will be showing up, its gunna be grand!

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Well tonight was a freakin blast, After the Party stopped by the station, and so did a few of the lovely ladies from the Slippery Kittens both of those friends can be found on my top 8, check them out... RIGHT NOW!

So anyways it was a beautiful show, thank you DJ Frosty for lettin' me mess up the show, it started out really hard, but you know me, by the end of the show it was totally soft cock. Here's the set list:

Pixies - The Sad Punk
Operation Ivy - Gunna Find You
Dag Nasty - I've Heard
The Misfits - Last Caress
Fugazi - Epic Problem
Teen Angels - Rawhead
The Moist Boys - Second Hand Smoker
Orange 9mm - Toilet
Mudhoney - I'm Spun
Modest Mouse - Shit Luck
Blues Explosion - Help These Blues
Spork - Sex Panther
Stanford Prison Experiment - Nails that stick up get hammered down
Elf Power - You Make Me Die
The Dead Milkmen - Chaos Theory
Girls Against Boys - Cash Machine
The Riverdales - Metal Retard
Black Flag - TV Party
The Wolfs - finding my way home
Pavement - Baptist Blacktick
Queens of the Stone Age - Someone's in the Wolf
Death From Above - Dead Womb
Blackhole - No Entiendo
Sonic Youth - Doctors Orders
Ministry - Cannibal Song
Liars - We Live NE of Compton
Les Savy Fav - Meet me in the Dollar Bin
Red Bennies - Shake it off
Vile Blue Shades - Under watchful Eye
Beulah - I <3 John, She <3's Paul
Missing Person - Destination Unknown
The Tubes - White Punks on Dope
Buffalo Daughter - Silver Turkey
New York Dolls - Who are the Mystery Girls?
Hall and Oates - Rich Girl

Yeah that fucker really went downhill. But take a look at who called me tonight!

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Well I didn't win the chili con carnival but I did get a kick ass flyer made by Mikey

He also made me this simply amazing ad for Decembers issue of SLUG

If you missed the sneak preview of next months ad, well yer gunna hafta wait till the new issue of SLUG is out, sorry. In the meantime check out the set list from tonight Not a Side Show it was a doooozeeeee.

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First off damn, I'm sorry I haven't kept up on my shit, there is no excuse. I think I've been on the road for 4 of the last 5 weeks, S.F., L.V. L.A. and the O.C.

I'd like to thank the kick ass bands that have stopped by and brightened up Not A Side Show:
Blackhole
Medicine Circus
Uzi and Ari
After the Party
The High Beams
Silent 7s
Theta Naught
CART!
The Happies
The Echo People
And of course I'd like to thank Matt, Hyrum, and Ryan for dealin out some great sound at the KRCL studio. If anyone can suggest a place to post some of the artists performances from my show please lemme know.

Now, what the hell was I here for anyways? Oh yeah, sellin my ponies. I'm sellin my ponies, sellin my ponies, yeah, I'm sellin my ponies all over the place, sellin my ponies all over yer face.

So I've been using my camera like it t'were a pony so here's some pics from the SEMA show in Las Vegan last week:

First of all a pink ride with a keg in the trunk(click on pics to make them magically grow)

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