Know what band sucks huge amounts of dead cock?
The Hold Steady
I gots one of their cd's called boys and girls in america and holy shit does it just blow the dead! I've tried and tried to give it a chance since R2-Dstu gave me the CD, he does have pretty damn good taste in music and all.
I can't decide if these guys are trying to be Bruce Springstein or Billy Joel, but who cares they really are quite lame and websites like pitchforkmedia.com that picked them as one of the best bands or albums of last year were payola'd off.
On another plane of thinkering, St. Pat is about as real as Santa, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, or that Bush CGI faggot Osama Benlayton. Thats why I'd like to invite you to join me in Utah-fucking St. Patty's day.
How do you Utah-fuck a holiday? Why thats easy Billy, you celebrate it on the wrong day. Usually if a holiday, like Halloween falls on a weekday you fuck it to Friday, Saturday, and Even Sunday. So this year with St. Green day landing on a Saturday I guess I'll just have to celemabrate it on Thursday, so Join me this March 15th, at my basement lounge, all you have to bring is some green food coloring.
Oh yeah and listen to KRCL 90.9 FM this Saturday night I'm going to be playing non-Irish drinking songs, why? Cuz everyone hates Irish music as much as I hate the Hold Steady.
cb