Circus Brown's Not A Sideshow

As an American citizen I fear for the future, no its not terrorism I fear. I don't fear global warming, and I'm not afraid of seeing Peyton Manning in the Super bowl again this year. Right now my greatest fear is for what we are doing at Guantanamo Bay and how it will effect future generations, hell the fallout from this crisis could last into next century.

For those of you who might not know about Guantanamo Bay, its a Naval Base in Cuba that the Joint Task Force has been filling with suspected Taliban and al-Qaeda folks. These people are being held there some since 2002 without any chance of trial, some have no idea why they are even there. Many might just be enemies of the U.S.of A but then there might be so many that were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. These prisoners are staging protests by not eating, talking, sleeping, they've just become zombies and some are just waiting patiently to die.

Guantanamo Bay detention camp, or Gitmo as the douche bags in the media have coined it will be effecting you, me, our children, our children's children and so on and so forth. Where we will be feeling the pain the most is going to be at the movie theaters. For years to come the Academy Awards are going to be clogged with Gitmo after Gitmo after Gitmo stories. The American public will have to sit through 3 hour plus movies which probably will contain Morgan Freeman refusing to eat and just staring at the wall of his cell. 45 minutes of a tanned Dustin Hoffman rocking back and forth and crying on a picture of his wife and kids from behind a chain link fence. Sean Penn as a renegade ambulance chaser trying for 15 years to get one man, just one man out of prison that shouldn't have been there.

George Bush tear down this camp!

5 years of detention is enough and will have already destroyed our summer films for the next decade! I cannot sit idly by waiting for Julia Roberts to play the only female guard at Gitmo that falls in love with the miss-accused Kal Penn and in a fit of passion lets him out Free Willy-style into G-Bay. If Tom Cruise is cast in a Gitmo movie called 'The Last Pakistani' I will burn down Ming's Chinese Theater.

Ok now to calm me down how 'bout a nice spice dippin' dish, I <3 you Pho!

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Hpnotiq and Dry Vermouth with a lil' Scotch floater.

Enjoy the last month of summer!

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Hi I'm Circus "Hambone" Brown, mini-bottle fiend and close friend of woodland creatures.

When I'm not elbow deep in synthetic plaster powders and up to my armpits in silicone grease I enjoy fishing and fucking rock and roll. Bar-Beefucking-Q is my specialty and if you get too close to the flames I won't hesitate to put some grill marks on yer worn out catchers mitt. What puts the huss in my get-up-n-go? Well it ain't sparklers sugar-dumplin'! Carbon-Fiber maybe strong and oh so light weight but it ain't got nothing on these ironsides! If you can't shuck-it or spray it down with WD-40 then why the fuck did you mass produce it China? Euro's sound so eloquent but there's just as much coke on them bills as there is in the till at yer local Sev-Lev. If you can't get breakfast anytime of the day then tell them chickens to pinch their cheeks till dawn. I saw Mr. Clean tossing salad behind the Harrah's but it was all right because we all agree with Toby Keith, we <3 this fucking bar and grill. Utah Fuck-Yeah! I'm almost home, put out the candles, make sure there's no shot glasses in the disposal and remember if it sounds like shit sober then I don't give a fuck how good it sounds fucked up.

Don't give me that Natty-lite, Rocky says its the shittiest bottled water you can buy.

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