I love eating Pussy as long as it doesn't taste like Vagina
I really like fish, I like to catch'm and cook'm, and I also like to let them go and watch them. Often when I talk to someone about fishing or seafood I get an ear full of "I like to eat fish as long as it doesn't taste too fishy." Thats like saying "I like to eat steak as long as its not too beefy" or "I like candy, but not if its too sweet". Or even "I like porn as long as there's no penetration and its tastefully done", seriously folks just go to TGI Fridays.
So Anyways I only wanted to make this blog because of the awesome title I came up with while I was eating at Versailles in Encino, CA one day. The fine foods at Versailles is Cuban, and its delicious, and some of the dishes have an amazingly huge amount of garlic and onions in them. I actually heard a woman at the table next to me say "I really like that oniony-garlic flavor, unless it tastes too much like onions and garlic". I know I'm just as confuzzled as you are.
I've been trying my damnedest not to complain too much, or just be like everyone else on the intertubes and bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, but today I almost was crippled, so I guess that gives me the right to get a little complaining off my back.
I stopped by the convenience megastore next to my office this morning for a little wakee-wakee-eggs-n-bacee of some sort to start my day with, plus I needed to gas up the ol' guzzler for my trip out to Sandy tonight to see Let's Become Actors play at Solid Ground. I was still half asleep, walking across the parking lot reaching in my pocket to see what kinda scratch I had one me, when my spidey senses went wild. I looked up and a Mazda was backing out at a breakneck speed right at me, no lookie, I was gunna die. I slammed my hands down on the trunk to push off and jump out of the way, I guess the guy heard me hit his car, he stopped and rolled down the window, with cell phone to his head he just said, "oh man sorry."
Didn't even take the phone away from his head, or tell the person on the phone he'd just hit a pedestrian and he'd call them back. I looked down at my hands, they were a little numb from hitting his car, but I knew I probably wasn't damaged for life, sure I could be like many others and freak out and sue the guy, I could have freaked out and got in a fight, I could have done a lot of things. Since it was really early, and I still wasn't awake I decided to just yell at the man.
"What the hell! Did you even look? You didn't look back did you? You almost killed me! You're on a fucking phone, what the fuck is wrong with you??!!??! LOOK AROUND FUCKING LOOK AROUND AND GET OFF YOUR PHONE!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING LOOOOOK!!!!!!!"
I walked into the store a few people were laughing at me, maybe I went overboard, maybe they were laughing because I scared the shit out of the guy. Now I'm thinking I should have gotten the dudes license number or insurance info, my hands a little funny feeling, I better take some medicine.
Tomorrow on Not a Side Show Terence from Purr Bats, The Wolfs, Red Bennies, KNVZ, and many many more bands will be coming down to KRCL for an all Vinyl night. I hope you'z enjoy the sweet pops and crackles.
cb
